Something is just burning inside me for better than this.

Injustice, immorality, and carelessness in the Body is making literally sick to my stomach. My heart breaks. My mind dwells. My soul yearns.

I swear it’s like giving me two choices. Do I want to screw the country over or do I want to extremely screw the country over.

sketchmedesire:

Here’s what you do.

You approach your target (the FEMALE).

You ask her “Would you like to grab a coffee with me?”

One of these scenarios will follow:

She’ll assume you’re asking her on a date and she’s interested and she says yes. HOORAY!

-OR- 

She’ll assume you’re asking her on a date and she’ll say “Sorry, I’m not available/interested right now”. This is when you pull the WTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT card and say “Oh, I didn’t mean it like that, I just meant it in a friendly way!” THEN SHE’S THE ONE WHOS GOT EGG ON HER FACE.

-OR-

She doesn’t catch on that it’s a date and then you can just go for coffee with her and SCRATCH HER OFF THAT LIST OF YOURS.

You’ll never fail.

You’re welcome.

Gold

(Source: moshwithjesus)

My dad had my dog DNA tested…