There is only one man who does magic and he is in Jerusalem; not Hogwarts!– Carlene Cockburn (Kristin Chenoweth’s character on GCB)
Talking to a Native American man
Him: Do you smoke?
Me: No, sir.
Him: I've been smoking for 40 years.
Me: How old are you?
Do you think my weight is a hindrance to the Gospel?– Lucy Horn
Okay. Not getting back on tumblr until my math is...
wearevessels: Seriously, now. Bye. Or answering texts either? Haha
Always buckle your seatbelt!
I have no way of understanding why God does what...
well done, Suzanne Collins
comeupfromthewilderness: I don’t know how to start writing this. Because everything I have to say is so difficult and I feel sick to my stomach and I know my words may not do my heart justice. But there is always that risk in writing, and I do it anyway. Tonight, I saw The Hunger Games for the 2nd time in two days. The first time I saw it, I was too busy picking it apart (they left out that one...
peaceisislam: Trust me, God is the best listener
Feeling great when I buy new Spanx but then going...
absenceofdark asked: Yo ima ask a question. Is that okay?
I’m gonna regret staying up to work on my senior project program when I have to present a project in Econ tomorrow.
I just have this overwhelming urge to bite you.– Bekka
Richard Wurmbrand, a Romanian pastor who suffered in prison for fourteen years, once told a story that he had heard from a fellow prisoner. “I once went to a circus and witnessed a most impressive scene. A sharpshooter placed a burning candle on his wife’s head. He then stepped out of the center of the arena and, from quite a distance, shot the candle off her head. “After the show was over, I...
You know you do nothing in Musical Theatre when you spend half of the class turning your school into the cast of Spongebob.
Freedom in Christ” means freedom FROM sin, not freedom TO sin.– Mattie Montgomery (via hersweetheartsings)
No one serving as a soldier gets involved in civilian affairs–he wants to please his commanding officer. 2 Timothy 2:4
Floridian Problems #-152245
No one’s around to help rub sun ran lotion on your back so you squirt some on the wall and rub your back around on it.
The mind of sinful man is death, but the mind controlled by the Spirit is life and peace; the sinful mind is hostile to God. It does not submit to God’s law, nor can it do so.
That awkward moment when you’re all ready to go out and do something and you have nowhere to go and no one to go with.