“Why do people think Disney movies make you stupid? Except for the whole singing thing. I found that out the hard way.”
—Lexie
June 2012
“The scariest thing to happen in an Evangelical Christian service, “Why don’t you open your Bibles to Romans 9?”
—JJ Weller
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I really appreciate the cleverness.
“did it hurt when you fell from heaven” is the most insulting counterproductive pickup line of all time because you know who the only other person to ever fall from heaven was
L U C I F E R T H E P R I N C E O F D A R K N E S S
I’m dead.
“It was about to get Gospellicious!”
—JJ Weller
